b0nkcreat:

handbagman:

how do you draw wet hair

okkay. i was going to make an actual tutorial thing to help u but i frogot what i was doing so i drew the most pathetic little wet cat beast imaginable. on accident. so sorry

they pourt wader on him

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Spirit Halloween got started when a Scooby-Doo villain looked around at all the fake cobwebs and skeletons he’d set up in an old abandoned Blockbuster Video and thought “I could sell this stuff”

back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

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what they used to call a “novelty song”

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

damn it

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Do they still let you sign your own death warrant, or do you have to go to a notary

khytal:

khytal:

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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memewhore:

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catgirlforeskin:

smallestwitchwiththebiggesthat:

catgirlforeskin:

I’ve seen a number of people say “why don’t they just make up fake military vehicles instead for games” in regards to the War Thunder debacle. Now, the average tumblr user’s autism isn’t about military hardware, so I get why it would be no different to them, so I’ll instead put it in language that makes more sense.

In Stardew Valley or Animal Crossing, if you were planting fake crops, catching fake fish, and using fake tools, it would undoubtably change how the game feels. If instead of corn you bought kernelshucks at the general store, and you tilled the soil with a dirtscratcher instead of a pitchfork, it would be weird, right?

Now, hold your hoofbeasts. I probably wouldn’t believe my ganderbulbs for a minute or two, it’d be a real nugbone scratcher, but after a few minutes I think I’d be able to wrap my puzzle sponge around it. It’s nothing to blow my pump biscuit over, right?

HOW

Every time something from Homestuck is appropriated by mainstream media, that’s one less reason to care about Homestuck, and I think that’s beautiful

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ghostlybassoon:

captain-price-unofficially:

@todaysbird

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typhus-andronicus:

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

So now you have the necessary resources to impersonate a Pornbot

should the need arise

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a-sentient-cup:

callmebliss:

rubensmuse:

witches-ofcolor:

duckbunny:

“biblical angels” you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I’m not saying don’t have fun with weird angels. I’m saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

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majesty-intensifies:

regretproduced:

vracious:

metal-queer-solid:

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

Show me the forbidden Carfax

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